Happy Halloween!!!

Well, the party was fun, lot's of shenanegans. Good times. We might have to do that again sometime. I'll get some pictures up soon.

Funny, funny shit...

I got the following in an email. It's quite funny. Enjoy!!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did...

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better.

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter!!

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch and it was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? This is a true story. We had a female news anchor, who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too!

There now, wasn't that funny?!! Whatever, I though it was. I was only trying to give you a laugh, geeze, can ya blame a guy for trying?! Whatever! JERK!

K bye!

Stupid Survey!!!

1. What is your full name? Rowdy
2. When is your birthday? February 16th, 1981
3. What color pants are you wearing? blue
4. What are you listening to right now? The clicking of other peoples keyboards, my dad talking to Todd and the buzz of the heating/air conditioning unit pushing wind through the vents.
5. What was the last thing you ate? Vanilla yogurt
6. Do you wish on stars? No
7. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? You know what.....I can't pick just one. I would be the entire box of 256 colors. That's a big box. I'm a big boy.
8. How is the weather right now? Cold and Grey. Or at least that's what it was like when I walked into work at 9:30. It could have changed since then.
9. Last person you spoke to on the phone: The comcast guy.
10. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Okay, I got this from Laura AND Lisa, so I'm going to have to say.....no. Not really though. I like them very much.
11. Coffee or hot chocolate? Hot chocolate. Or coffee with chocolate in it. But not just coffee.
12. Favorite sport to watch: Hockey. Although, I should say, I don't really like watching sports that much.
13. Hair color? Right now, it's got my natural brown right at the roots, then black, then the tips of the hawk are some kind of redish brownish pink color. My beardly hairs are red.
14. Siblings? No thank you.
15. Favorite month? January. It's the coldest month, it's right after Christmas and new years, and it's just before my birthday.
16. Favorite food? Chipotle!
17. What was the last movie you saw? I think it was "Be Cool". It was wierd. Kind of funny though.
18. Favorite day of the year? everyday.
19. What do you do to vent anger? Yell and use expressive arm gestures(Laura) Yeah, me too.(Rowdy)
20. What was your favorite toy as a child? Legos
21. Summer or winter? Winter bee-otches!
22. Chocolate or vanilla? Yes please!
23. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? I don't really care.
24. Who is most likely to respond? I don't know.
25. Who is least likely to respond? See above.
26. When was the last time you cried? The other night I was really tired, but this cool show was on the Discovery Health Channel and I think because I was tired, all the stories made me teary eyed.
27. What is under your bed? Really large pads of paper with my drawings of naked ladies on them.
28. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Well, I think that's Eric. I don't think I've known anybody longer than him. Don't see him very oftern anymore, but he's still my friend, right?
29. What did you do last night? Watched some TV I think?
30. What are you most afraid of? I liked Lisa's answer, because I'm also afraid of letting people down.
31. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn? I like it plain or with BOTH butter AND salt, not just one or the other.
32. Favorite car? A 1981 Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser named Mary Lou.
33. Favorite flower? I don't know, daisies?
34. Number of keys on your key ring? Hold on.........9.
35. How many years at your current job? Almost six. Well.....it will be six in January.
36. Favorite day of the week? I think I like Sunday. I know Monday is coming, but I've usually had a good weekend.
37. What did you do on your last birthday? I don't realy remember. I'm sure I had cake though. In fact, I think my mom made some cake, and some Mexican Chicken Lasagna. Mmmmmm, that's my second favorite food. Although, it makes WAY better leftovers than Chipotle.
38. How many states have you lived in? 1
39. Do you believe in Ghosts? No.

Halloween Party?!!!

Hey everybody who is interested:

Munky and I would like to have a BYOB Halloween party on Friday the 28th of October. Anyone is invited, so long as you already know how to get to our apartment. If you don't, and would like to come, then I say to you, you know me name, look up the number. If you would like to dress up as a pirate, that would not be frowned upon. In fact, it would probably be rewarded with heardy hu-zaaas and yarghhs. Give us a call if you're coming, okay bye!!!

Happy Anniversary!!!

Yesterday was our 1 year anniversary. I got her FOURTH engagement ring over my lunch break. I had Jeffrey's Jewelers make it for me, but I designed it. Then we went to the Tap Root/Chevelle show for her Rock and Roll history class. That was interesting. Black Maria sounded awful and looked like tools. Tap Root actually sounded pretty sweet, for metal. The singer somehow got up on the balcony in the Quest and sang for a while whilst hanging off the railing, then he jumped out into the croud and they caught him and threw him back up on stage. That was pretty sweet. I didn't know their drummer did the back up vocals for the shows. That was amazing. He was working really freaking hard, I don't know how the hell he could hold those long notes and drum at the same time, and he did it well. Anyway, we left after Chevelle played three songs. We were all rocked out. Chevelle was loud, and bright, and they didn't really talk to the audience at all. I like it when the band gets more personal. They had really nifty big light deallies though. Those were cool. Oh yeah, Munky's white-blond streaks in her hair glowed slightly in the black light. They glowed green though, so that was kinda cool. Then some guy that smelled like a skunk sat down next to me.

Boy that really burns my ass!

You know what really cheeses me off? When stupid bitches advertise for their pornsites by pretending they want to "get to know you" on friendster or myspace or other dating-type internet services. For example, I just got this message on my friendster account,

Thursday, October 13, 2005 7:42:00 AM
Subject: Wanna chat with me hun?
Message: Heya!! I just saw you on friendster and you seem like a cool guy. My name's Julie... Im 18f and lookin to meet a great guy.
I don't have any info on my friendster yet becuz my account is new and everything about me and my pix are on my website.

check it out here:

www.geocities.com/juliana_walters

Also, I left you a little msg on there. KiSsEs MuAh@! Talk to ya soon!


Now that really burns my ass when they do that. The first time I got something like this it was on some dating site like three years ago and I thought she was for real. Her note was not as blatent as this one, but I am pretty gullible. So anyway, ever since then I've made it a point to send notes back to these stupid jerks explaining to them why they are bitches. Here is a copy of the note I sent to "Julie":

No, I don't want to chat bitch. You people ruin the internet. I have no problems with porn, or advertising for porn, just don't dash the hopes of those poor lonely guys who are ACTUALLY looking for a date. I don't hate you because you put yourself on the internet with no clothes on, I hate you because of how you advertise for it. Don't pretend you're looking for a guy, guys will look at you whether they think you want them or not. No false pretences, just say, "Hey, come look at me naked!" and they will still come. I hate you and I hate your ass face. Goodbye.

Now I know it was harsh, but these people are seriously ruining the internet. Just thought I'd share. If anyone is interested, I can put up the other "notes" I've gotten. They're kind of funny.

Okay, that was fun!

Kickballlllll!!!!!!!!!

Okay, we totally rocked it hardcore with kickball this season. We were undefeated! Completely and utterly undefeated. In fact, the last game we played, we beat the chumps 24 to 3. We scored half those runs in the first inning. Then we all just kind of quit trying and had fun, and the ump kind of took a lot of pitty on the other team. When your that far ahead, they call the game after four innings, but the other team wanted to play some more so we played five innings. We all took different positions in the field than we normally do. That was fun. I did some goofing pitching and then Jeremy, the guy that catches everything in the outfield, bumped a fly ball to Adam who then set the ball to Brian who was not really paying attention, but caught the ball anyway. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen on a kickball field. It was really cocky too. I felt really bad for the other team, but man was that funny. So yeah, if anyone wants to join the team next year, I think there might be some room. We will probably need girls though. You're supposed to have at least four girls on your team, but Lisa and Vegas are aparently moving to California. Lame! So, um, that's all I have, I guess. Okay BYE!