Boy that really burns my ass!
You know what really cheeses me off? When stupid bitches advertise for their pornsites by pretending they want to "get to know you" on friendster or myspace or other dating-type internet services. For example, I just got this message on my friendster account,
Thursday, October 13, 2005 7:42:00 AM
Subject: Wanna chat with me hun?
Message: Heya!! I just saw you on friendster and you seem like a cool guy. My name's Julie... Im 18f and lookin to meet a great guy.
I don't have any info on my friendster yet becuz my account is new and everything about me and my pix are on my website.
check it out here:
www.geocities.com/juliana_walters
Also, I left you a little msg on there. KiSsEs MuAh@! Talk to ya soon!
Now that really burns my ass when they do that. The first time I got something like this it was on some dating site like three years ago and I thought she was for real. Her note was not as blatent as this one, but I am pretty gullible. So anyway, ever since then I've made it a point to send notes back to these stupid jerks explaining to them why they are bitches. Here is a copy of the note I sent to "Julie":
No, I don't want to chat bitch. You people ruin the internet. I have no problems with porn, or advertising for porn, just don't dash the hopes of those poor lonely guys who are ACTUALLY looking for a date. I don't hate you because you put yourself on the internet with no clothes on, I hate you because of how you advertise for it. Don't pretend you're looking for a guy, guys will look at you whether they think you want them or not. No false pretences, just say, "Hey, come look at me naked!" and they will still come. I hate you and I hate your ass face. Goodbye.
Now I know it was harsh, but these people are seriously ruining the internet. Just thought I'd share. If anyone is interested, I can put up the other "notes" I've gotten. They're kind of funny.
Okay, that was fun!
Thursday, October 13, 2005 7:42:00 AM
Subject: Wanna chat with me hun?
Message: Heya!! I just saw you on friendster and you seem like a cool guy. My name's Julie... Im 18f and lookin to meet a great guy.
I don't have any info on my friendster yet becuz my account is new and everything about me and my pix are on my website.
check it out here:
www.geocities.com/juliana_walters
Also, I left you a little msg on there. KiSsEs MuAh@! Talk to ya soon!
Now that really burns my ass when they do that. The first time I got something like this it was on some dating site like three years ago and I thought she was for real. Her note was not as blatent as this one, but I am pretty gullible. So anyway, ever since then I've made it a point to send notes back to these stupid jerks explaining to them why they are bitches. Here is a copy of the note I sent to "Julie":
No, I don't want to chat bitch. You people ruin the internet. I have no problems with porn, or advertising for porn, just don't dash the hopes of those poor lonely guys who are ACTUALLY looking for a date. I don't hate you because you put yourself on the internet with no clothes on, I hate you because of how you advertise for it. Don't pretend you're looking for a guy, guys will look at you whether they think you want them or not. No false pretences, just say, "Hey, come look at me naked!" and they will still come. I hate you and I hate your ass face. Goodbye.
Now I know it was harsh, but these people are seriously ruining the internet. Just thought I'd share. If anyone is interested, I can put up the other "notes" I've gotten. They're kind of funny.
Okay, that was fun!
posted by rowdy at
10:14 AM
9 Comments:
They aren't ruining the internet. That is what it was created for. Ask Al Gore he will tell you.
Why are you on online dating sources?
By
The King, at October 14, 2005 1:54 PM
No no no, I'm not saying porn is bad! You don't understand, I'm saying that crushing the hopes of poor lonely men is very mean. The internet's only real use is indeed for porn, I totally agree. But, some side uses include the meeting of people and the starting of real, meaningfull relationships. These stupid bitches ruin that aspect of it by causing lonely, closed off men to become more lonely and closed off from the world. It pisses me off. If you want to sell your porn, SELL YOUR PORN! There's no reason to destroy someone's dreams in the process.
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rowdy, at October 14, 2005 2:54 PM
True, the deception part is shitty. I always wonder who would use a site after being lied to to get there.
My guess is it is not actually women. It is probably men who set the fake accounts up and send emails. Unless they have a computer program that is able to do so.
By
The King, at October 14, 2005 3:05 PM
Yeah, I bet it's all automated. I can't imagine anyone would sit at a computer all day sending those freaking messages. That would suck. It probably is guys. Lamer.
By
rowdy, at October 14, 2005 3:56 PM
Okay, you probably won't read this, but I just noticed your question as to why I'm on online dating sources. I'm not, that was on Friendster, which is like Myspace, only older, I think. I started that account a couple years ago to stay in touch with Brian Foss and his friend Darin. I haven't religiously checked that site in over a year. I get emails that say someone has left a message though. I've gotten two in the last two months from solicitors like this. I also got one on Myspace. It's lame.
By
rowdy, at October 18, 2005 2:04 PM
Sure....
By
The King, at October 18, 2005 5:50 PM
It is! I swear!
By
rowdy, at October 19, 2005 9:39 AM
I totally sent you that message. Why did you have to be so rude in your reply to me? Bastard.
By
Anonymous, at October 19, 2005 12:01 PM
Oh so that's what you were talking about when you said that one picture I put up wasn't any worse than the other pictures of you floating around the internet...
Sorry!
By
rowdy, at October 19, 2005 12:30 PM
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