Here's a question for ya...

Okay, I just though of something. If Munky's dad is going to be my father-in-law, and Bob is his partner, does that make Bob my father-in-law also? Wait, no, I don't think so, because of in-law part. Munky and I will be lawfully married, but Bob and Dave are not, so legally, I think that means he's nothing to me. I'll just call him Bob. Nobody likes him anyway. I think I'll also just call Dave "Dave", there's no way I'm calling him "Dad".